He’s warm, yet cool. (via kidskidskids, dailybunny)
He’s warm, yet cool. (via kidskidskids, dailybunny)
For a number of years now work has been proceding in order to bring to the crudely conceived idea of a transmission that would not only supply inverse reactive current for use in unilateral phase detractors, but would also be capable of automaticaly synchronizing cardinal grammeters. Such an instrument is the turbo encabulator.
Now basically, the only new principle involved is that instead of power being generated by the relative motions of conductors and fluxes, it is produced by the modial interaction of magnetoreluctance and capacitive directance.
The original machine had a baseplate of prefabulated Amulite, surmounted by a malleable logarithmic casing in such a way that the two spurving bearings were in a direct line with the pentametric fan. The latter consisted simply of six hydrocoptic marzel vanes so-fitted to the ambifacient lunar wane shaft that side fumbling was effectively prevented.
The main winding was of the normal lotus-o-delta type placed in panendermic semi-boloid slots in the stator, every seventh conductor being connected by a nonreversible trem’e pipe to the differential girdlespring on the up-end of the grammeters.
The Turbo Encabulator has now reached a high level of development, and is being successfully used in the operation of nofer trunnions. Moreover, whenever a barescent skor motion is required, it may be employed in conjunction with a drawn reciprocating dingle arm to reduce sinusodial depleneration.
BABY SLOTH!!! (via agentmlovestacos squoctobird theanimalblog)
Gene Genie
It has been revealed that the award-winning actor Gene Hackman will be named as the public face of Circusalooza, the travelling circus industry’s union, in a fun-filled ceremony next Clamday.
The Oscar-winning star will appear in a series of advertisements for the Miami Beach-based company over the next four years. He follows in the footsteps of fellow actors Denzel Washington, who was the face of clown union Clowning Around until his expulsion last summer, and Roger Moore, who advertises Revlon.
The 98-year-old recently took a hiatus from movie roles to train as a ringmaster at the world renowned Gary Glitter Global Glitterati Travelling Circus, under the expert tutelage of a ring of master-ringmasters including Jackie Chan and Robbie The Robot.
Hackman has since helped assemble a whole host of human, animal, mutant and mechanical attractions to feature in Gene Hackman’s Circus Of Doom, his very own flagship troop of performers. Promised acts include Chinese-teen sensation Bang Bang Bing Bang Bo The Human Cannonball Dynamo and ‘Diddy’ Dumbo Davies, the infamous fat-faced freak-child The Elephant Boy.
The opening night show will also feature 12 dancing robotic mountain gorillas with the face Freddie Mercury perform to a medley of hits by Girls Aloud, Rick Astley, Madonna and the theme tune from Streethawk.
Hackman said: “I have read masses about the circus, and am extremely proud of achieving this position. I wholeheartedly agree with the circus philosophy, and will do my utmost to ensure that it continues for generations to come.”
The craggy-faced icon is also due to launch a new perfume, which is yet to be named, later this year for the company.
Rosco P. Nipple, Circusalooza’s head of marketing, said: “Mean Gene personifies the essence of the circus, as he is the epitome of personal style, elegance, and sophistication. He looks great in a top hat or painted up as some sort of crazy clown-faced entertainer of sorts.”
Circuses have been around since the Ice Age and maintain a global brand that has worldwide annual revenues of £492 trillion.
It is estimated that 90% of working class families prefer visiting 27% of circuses almost 18% of the time, whilst others have said the exact opposite.
Dirty Harry
Before Grand Theft Auto, came this! The original web-based shoot ‘em up featuring massive guns, hot chicks, cool dudes and a whole lotta bangin’!
BE Dirty “Harry” Callahan and take out the targets from your office window. Mind-numbingly frustrating yet addictive.
It’s a cat (and later a dog). Eating on a watermelon. Just like the @ParryGripp song! (via whoaohemmy)
Click the pic and prepare your tastebuds to savour some of the delights of suburbia’s most innovative culinary master. Heston Blumenthal learned all he needed to know from this man!
The Destruction of the Big Apple, PIXEL-style!
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Awesome!
20100403 Lego Stormtroopers vs. Rubik’s Cube - Part I / II (via wnd.andreas)
::trooper angrily:: We need to get ride of this green one here!!!!
Blue Day Green Day
The bass player of new rock saviours Idiots Green has pulled out of the rock group’s forthcoming tour of America and Africa and Russia and China and Malta and Armenia and Nigeria and Canada and the Isle Of Ireland because of cranberries.
“Owing to cranberry poisoning following an intensive period of cranberry medication, Idiot Pete shall be taking a rest,” a statement on the band’s website said.
Lead singer, Idiot Raymond, reportedly said he was “honest” and “disappointed” with the “bassist”.
“I’ll be honest, I’m disappointed with our bassist,” he told a scrum of reporters.
It is not the first time the band have been forced to replace a fellow member, having seen 68 lead singers, 59 bassists, 38 guitarists, 11 pianists, 233 violinists, a saxophonist, an Indian guru, a former-US president, 19 elephants and 4 drummers recruited in their 108-year existence.
The group start their latest 17-year tour in the boards of Canada on Saturday at the country’s premiere annual music festival, Rockpocalypse, before returning to Europe for more festival dates in June and July and August and September and October and November and December and next year.
Idiot Pete will be replaced by Iain ‘Smackface’ Smackface, the former bassist in another group, The Harlots Of Shazaam, and the writer-director of the controversial horror-comedy series based on the life of late actor Chris Farley, I Know What You Ate Last Supper.
The Idiots Green’s album It’s Not Your Face, It’s Mine, So I Can Stick Anything I Want To It became the slowest-selling debut in UK chart history when it was released in January 1904. It sold more than 595,179 copies during its first week of release, but owing to the fact that the music charts were not yet in place, it did not achieve the band any sort of success until last month.
The band have toured extensively to promote the album, and plan to play another 844 concerts over the coming years. Plans to release a follow up, bass-only album Elephants Are Dark Grey have been shelved following today’s announcement.
Idiots Green built up their fan base after they paid illegal immigrants to hand out demonstration compact discs (known amongst the student population and the like as demo CDs) at gigs. In 2003, after the successful deportation of the offending tax dodgers, their music was put on the interweb to remind the aforementioned immigrants of what they were missing over here.
Tequila Sunset
War criminal and former Gestapo commandant Mel Gibson has been officially charged with committing war crimes.
The 50-year-old, known as the ‘Road Warrior’, is facing claims that he was behind the deaths of more than 4,000 Jews, many of them children, between 1942 and 1944, when he wasn’t even born.
He is accused of being “the worst example of anti-Semitism since the end of World War II”. Samples of the actor-director’s DNA are now being analysed to see exactly what his relationship with former German dictator Adolf Hitler actually is.
Gibson, who changed his name to ‘Mad Mel’ Gibson from his anti-Semite name ‘Mad Max’ Gibson when he arrived in America 20 years ago, is also accused of sending more than 75 people – some of them possibly knowing people who are Jewish - to their deaths during the filming of the Lethal Weapon series.
His other alleged crimes include:
• The killing of a group of rebels in post-Apocalyptic Australia, including Tina Turner, in reprisal for an attack on his on-screen wife, some of them possibly of Jewish origin
• A co-ordinated attack on British Forces in colonial United States following an attack on his on-screen son, some of whom may possibly have heard of Judaism
• Leading an attack on medieval English forces following an attack on another on-screen wife, none of whom were Jewish
• Suggesting that Jesus Christ was allowed to die by Jewish and Roman leaders in ancient times
Prosecutors are now hurrying to gather evidence against Gibson, including DVD and video evidence and, most damning of all, passages from The Bible. It is believed that despite his own personal wealth of hundreds of millions of dollars, they will seek an immediate end to his career in an attempt to have his entire existence and career wiped out, and possibly extradition to Israel to face crucifixion.
Gibson’s defence team are suggesting that recent remarks made by him were as a result of the actor being drunk after slipping back into the debilitating affliction of alcoholism, for which he is now seeking treatment. Despite alcoholism affecting an estimated 15.1 million people within the United States, prosecutors are likely to skip over this detail as it may provoke sympathy towards the Oscar-winner, thus damaging their claims; they have already asked the media to follow suit.
The Australian-American has also been accused of making the movie Bird On A Wire in 1990. If found guilty of that, he could face the death penalty.
CHAFF vs QEE: Dutch artist PlaysKewl saw one of his typically characteristic designs made up in the Qee Series 5C in 2005, but has been turning out bright and bold, wild and wonderful customs like this for some time now. A marvellous moustachioed masterpiece.